10 Things Not To Do On Thanksgiving
Here is my list of the ten things you should NOT do on Thanksgiving:
1. Attempt to cook 5 things in a single oven with 2 racks.
2. Think that you will have plenty of leftovers for yourself. (cooked a 16 lb. turkey)
3. Start drinking at 1 p.m. when people start arriving
4. Start doing shots at 5 p.m.
5. Break out the ipod after football is over
6. Start dancing to the ipod
7. Start singing 80's rock tunes with the remaining company at 1:30 a.m. ( With all of the sliding glass doors open)
8. Continue doing shots until 4 a.m.
9. Include the song "Faithfully" by Journey in the karaoke mess that you have created
10. Get out the samurai swords and use them "to the music" (then hit the ceiling fan with one while it was moving)
Just some advice if you don't want a completely useless day the day after.
K.P.
1. Attempt to cook 5 things in a single oven with 2 racks.
2. Think that you will have plenty of leftovers for yourself. (cooked a 16 lb. turkey)
3. Start drinking at 1 p.m. when people start arriving
4. Start doing shots at 5 p.m.
5. Break out the ipod after football is over
6. Start dancing to the ipod
7. Start singing 80's rock tunes with the remaining company at 1:30 a.m. ( With all of the sliding glass doors open)
8. Continue doing shots until 4 a.m.
9. Include the song "Faithfully" by Journey in the karaoke mess that you have created
10. Get out the samurai swords and use them "to the music" (then hit the ceiling fan with one while it was moving)
Just some advice if you don't want a completely useless day the day after.
K.P.
1 Comments:
All With out your brother...shame on you
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