Learn to LOVE Fantasy Football
Give your fantasy football loving men all of the time that they need to do whatever stat researching they need to! This is my 3rd year in fantasy football and let me tell you - WHAT FUN!! I am the only woman in the league. (By the way, I have never finished less than 3rd.) I have always been a huge sports fan anyway, but this gives you the opportunity to enjoy any game that is being shown. During the season, my honey and I are permanently fixed on the couch with both of our laptops open to view real time stats. The closer it gets to the draft, the more excited we both get. We are spending about 2-3 hours a week on stats. Our draft is on August 31st. Beers, appetizers and 3-4 hours of drafting. We have a league of 12 teams. Most of them all tech guys. This makes it very interesting. :-) What fun. SO, get into it with them. Trust me if you weren't a football fan before - this gives it a WHOLE NEW MEANING. Trust me, they will love it more you enjoying it with them then if you are off in another room knitting or something.
If you are not a fan, and have NO desires to watch football - here are some rules:
1. NEVER walk up during a game and ask them what the players are doing.
2. NEVER comment on their uniform colors.
3. NEVER talk on the phone to your girlfriends in the same room that football is on in - that is like playing hip hop in church or something.
4. NEVER tell them you need to snuggle while watching football. This could end up badly. Elbow to the head or chest during an exciting interception.
5. NEVER tell them how cute the QB is.
6. NEVER comment on their tight pants - this may encourage your honey to get a pair. Would you even want to see your honey in a pair of those pants no mater what their body looked like?
7. You don't have to kneel on the living room floor, along with the football players on t.v., when a player gets hurt.
8. Do not invite your girlfriends over while football is on. The only way this would be ok, is if all were in beer advertising bikinis. Thongs preferably.
9. Do not schedule a visit with your family on a football day. They will never visit, they will eat and be in the family room glued to the t.v. It WILL result in an argument on the way home.
10. Do not ask them to watch the kids while you go shopping when football is on. The 1 yr old getting "passed" back in forth in the living room could happen.
Oh and 11 - Cheerleaders are HOT so just let them look. They are on t.v. They aren't going to jump through the screen.
All I have to say is "Let there be light!!!!!"
K.P.
If you are not a fan, and have NO desires to watch football - here are some rules:
1. NEVER walk up during a game and ask them what the players are doing.
2. NEVER comment on their uniform colors.
3. NEVER talk on the phone to your girlfriends in the same room that football is on in - that is like playing hip hop in church or something.
4. NEVER tell them you need to snuggle while watching football. This could end up badly. Elbow to the head or chest during an exciting interception.
5. NEVER tell them how cute the QB is.
6. NEVER comment on their tight pants - this may encourage your honey to get a pair. Would you even want to see your honey in a pair of those pants no mater what their body looked like?
7. You don't have to kneel on the living room floor, along with the football players on t.v., when a player gets hurt.
8. Do not invite your girlfriends over while football is on. The only way this would be ok, is if all were in beer advertising bikinis. Thongs preferably.
9. Do not schedule a visit with your family on a football day. They will never visit, they will eat and be in the family room glued to the t.v. It WILL result in an argument on the way home.
10. Do not ask them to watch the kids while you go shopping when football is on. The 1 yr old getting "passed" back in forth in the living room could happen.
Oh and 11 - Cheerleaders are HOT so just let them look. They are on t.v. They aren't going to jump through the screen.
All I have to say is "Let there be light!!!!!"
K.P.
1 Comments:
You don't have to love fantasy football, because they all don't love cloths or craft shopping, but they sure as hell better not say it is pointless and neither should women behind the fantasy ballers.
Nothing is sexier than your woman taking an intrest in what you are interested in. Especially, if it is the Cheerleaders.
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