Offering Your First Born Child (that doesn't exist)

My honey via email today, offered our first born child in exchange for getting a specific speaker to appear. We have no children together, he doesn't have any children and we don't plan on having any children, so this is extremely funny. Given that, it makes it much easier to offer. He is an extremely honest business man and although that phrase taken lightly, it always seems to get people's ears open. Why is that? Would you actually want someone else's first born child? Does it show the pure need for that particular thing? Funny, because there really is no pure "need" for that thing. It is a WANT. Is a want worth offering your first born child for? Hmmmmm, can't really think of one off the top of my head. Good stuff though.

Ahhhhh, the things that happen prior to a conference.

K.P.